IE - like that sad little puppy that follows you around

Copying from my recent Google+ post: 

From the Department of the Sadly Ironic

Our dearest Microsoft,

Though your current campaign could almost be witty it is with sad regret that we have to inform you that said advertising will only result in a vast increase in online jokes and memes. After all, your target audience already knows that only our relatives, clueless business professionals, and those who think IE is the internet [] still use your browser.

And no, you cannot convert me, I use Linux.

Microsoft has kicked off a new promotion for Internet Explorer 9, appealing to nerds and hipsters to re-examine Internet Explorer—because it's really not as bad as they think.