Holiday Fun: 20 Nerdy Science Jokes

What better way to start your holiday than with a series of jokes you can share with your family, who will most likely just kind of stare at you for a moment before going back to watching bulky guys play with their balls on the telly.  [[For me, #20 is by far the best one--though the assault one ranks up there.]]
20 Spectacularly Nerdy Science Jokes
Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be? Do you send Schrödinger's cat flowers for his birthday/funeral? If so, then this post is for you.